RSVP AND DRESS CODE: CONFIRM AND CONFORM
Okay, I need to get this off my chest before I burst like a badly tied bunga telur. Nothing annoys me more than people who completely ignore two very basic, very simple things when it comes to attending a wedding: the RSVP and the dress code. It’s 2025, people—Google exists. We can find the nearest nasi lemak stall at 3am but somehow can't click “Yes, I’m attending” on a wedding invite? Let’s start with the RSVP. You know that part where the couple asks if you’re coming? Yeah, it’s not just for fun. It’s not a personality quiz or a suggestion box. It’s so we know how many tables to book, how many dishes to prepare, and most importantly, how many aunties to warn about their karaoke slot. But no, some folks go full mysterious stranger mode—no reply, no message, and then bam! They appear at the reception like a plot twist. Holding a plus-one we weren’t expecting. Sometimes a plus-three. One of them is a toddler with peanut allergies. Now let’s talk about the dress code....